u may fall from the sky, u may fall from the tree, u may fall from da bed, ... but you know what, the best way to fall...... .... .... is to fall in love with me. heheheeh, kidding!!...
Hi... how are you today? ohhhh... tmr is weekend day, got any plans to visit somewhere ot? or just come to school to discuss about assignment as me too? i hope not cos it's very boring sometimes... Icy, ^_^
Something for you today, I hope u enjoy with a laugh, have a good day.
The Pharmacist... A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him.
The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.
Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring, he leans over and whispers, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for $20... But, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.
The man replies, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man's hand along with her address.
She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says,
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